This post was prompted by the following question on Twitter
from Neil Wines
@MarkC_Belfast @roywillighan @Wattie187 @TheGazzz @StephenStitt @tubboy79 @ Sorry is the fun not in the drinking? Rather than the stashing ?
— Neill Wine (@neillwine) March 29, 2015
So why do I have a cupboard full of beer in my house, rather
than just buy what I want to drink there and then?
Well there are a few reasons that I will try to explain:
1/ My love of Imperial Stouts – This for me is the main
reason, as most of the beers in my cupboard fall into this category. These
beasts have a high ABV, averaging in and around 10%. For this reason I am not
sitting down to drink 5 or 6 of them over an evening (not saying that hasn’t
happened mind you). I also tend to buy 2, drinking one while the other is put
away to see what a bit of aging will do to it. I often find aging will round
out the alcohol, giving the beer a smoother finish. These type of beers are
similar to good wine in that respect.
2/ Ordering online –
when ordering on line it is better to buy more rather than less from an
economic point of view. So again when a big box of high ABV Imperial stouts
arrives, it fills the beer cave back up for a while and it takes time to
deplete the stock for reasons outlined above.
3/ The Pokemon effect – gotta catch ‘em all! There is
currently, due to the increase in good bottle shops, plenty of opportunity to
buy some exceptional beers or limited editions. When these opportunities arise
I have just got to purchase, partly for fear of missing out and partly the
excitement of trying something new. This usually means buying more than I can
drink, even if the cupboard is full. Despite self imposed buying bans, I often
get lured back by some big American stout or Belgian sour.
4/ Special occasions – This follows on from the previous
idea of special edition beers, but is more to do with keeping them for special
occasions. Much in the same way people buy a bottle of wine to open on an
anniversary, I have beers that serve a similar purpose. Think Deus Brut des
Flandres and the like.
Bring these 4 together and you have a perfect storm for an
abundance of beer knocking about the house. Not always the case, but I do
usually have one or two floating about. So instead of having a wine cellar, I
have a beer cave and to be fair you probably wouldn’t query why someone has an
overflowing wine rack (I was going to say wine cellar but I don’t know anyone
with a wine cellar).
All of this could be me just trying to justify a hoarding
compulsion, but I like to think it is all above board and normal.
Don’t judge me.
My name is Bruce.